This isn’t another course, mastermind, or “learn more information” moment.
The Portal is a private Venusian chamber for mystic entrepreneurs who are done pushing, forcing, and burning out…and ready to build a life + business that feels luscious, regulated and deeply magical.
You don’t need more strategy. You need your nervous system, creativity and magic pulling in the same direction.
$555 Founders pricing is only available until January 1st.
The regular price of $1,555 will begin on January 2nd.
regulate your nervous system so your body actually feels safe to receive
bring pleasure, play and softness back into your life + business
help you design a luscious, sustainable path toward your next level in 2026
weave your spiritual gifts + archetypes into offers, marketing and daily life
another to-do list
another thing to keep up with
another “learn then never implement” situation
It’s a frequency shift.
A reset.
A return to your Venus-coded self.
2025 has been a “9” year:
endings, completions, closures, clearing.
2026 is a 10/1 year with massive new beginnings in career, relationships, home, and identity.
This container is here to:
prepare your body + field now, so when the portals open in 2026, you’re not scrambling… you’re ready to fly.
When you step through, you receive:
Sacred Celtic + Venusian shamanic lessons & journeys delivered as written & audio activations.
Each Portal is a nervous system reset + magic spell:
Earth — feeling secure, stable and resourced in your body & business
Water — letting emotions flow instead of bottling up as stress
Air — clearing mental clutter so your mind is calm and focused
Fire — safe, sustainable energy without burnout
Spirit — reconnecting to your essence so you lead from alignment, not panic
Every activation is a regulation & remembrance: you come back home to yourself.
6 × 30-minute 1:1 Zoom Sessions
(2 per month for 3 months)
These are not random chit-chat calls.
We use them to:
anchor your nervous system shifts
decode what’s really happening in your life & business
align your offers, pricing, and creative cycles with your Venus frequency
design your next moves for 2026
clear out old archetypes & install the new ones
Think:
strategy x magic x regulation x mythic identity.
1 personalized ritual per month, channeled from the Goddess for your exact situation.
These might include:
candle & altar work
journaling & devotional practices
embodiment & sensuality prompts
prosperity & self-worth magic
love / business / visibility spells
These rituals are coded to help you quantum leap & embody your next becoming without bypassing your body.
This is where the magic gets integrated into your real life.
For 90 days, you can:
ask me anything about business, love, relationships, health, offers
send copy / ideas / screenshots for feedback
process wobbles in real time
celebrate your wins (we LOVE a Friday brag ritual)
reset your frequency when you spiral
We’ll set intentions on Mondays
and celebrate what you created on Fridays.
You are not doing this alone.
“Kris provided her guidance during a time I needed support and connection to a world beyond work and the mundane self help book, which is not personalized or what I would call 'juicy'. I was surprised that being gently guided through the coaching sessions, with beautiful readings, stories, tarot and the Spotify playlists along with achievable suggestions, made the difference between thriving or just surviving.
Working with Kris has reminded me the power integrated femininity can bring to home and work. She has diligently and kindly kept me on track and organized while recognizing the demands I have with a stressful career and full home life.
Her work is not just for the now, it's a way of life that can be incorporated into 'how' to live one's life and 'how' to view the ever changing landscapes in our lives.”
“As someone who spends a lot of my time in the more masculine leaning world of business and numbers, I craved the idea of having a way to connect more with the divine feminine side. I love, love, love the curated playlists of music, and the rituals and meditations to connect with the goddess.
I’m finding that illuminating my goddess connection is helping me to honor my femininity, engage more in self-care, and connect more deeply with my intuitive guidance. Thank you Kris for this beautiful collaboration with the goddesses!”
“The best part of your coaching was: A sublime mix of soul and mind. To learn to use my heart energy to manifest the opportunities to fulfill my “dharma” and allowing ease and grace to support me is the new way of doing business. Forget pressuring people, forget feeling desperate and stressed out. Kris is paving a new way of doing business.”
Luscious Life Coaching
I’ve helped spiritual entrepreneurs create $44k launches and six-figure email sequences.
I’ve written copy that generated $1 million from a single newsletter in my corporate days.
I’ve helped priestesses, healers, therapists, coaches and mystics
stop undervaluing their magic and package it in mythic, magnetic ways.
And my clients don’t just leave with strategies.
They leave: turned on, resourced, regulated, and deeply in love with the life & business they’re building.
I help Spiritual Healers & Entrepreneurs monetize their magic without undervaluing their services through nurture based archetype channelling.
My clients are healers of all kinds: coaches, therapists, retreat facilitators, yoga teachers, reiki practitioners, wellness educators, tarot readers, priestesses, shamans, and spa owners. They come to me for packaging, offers and marketing guidance to get MYTHIC results.
Once upon a time, I was a corporate marketing director and lead website developer for some pretty big names, including Citrix Online, E! Entertainment Television, Disney, ABC, Paramount Pictures.
My coaching programs, online courses, live retreats and books inspire spiritual entrepreneurs around the world to get turned on and create a life & business filled to the brim with pleasure!
By the end of our 3 months together, you will:
feel steadier, safer and more grounded in your body
trust your intuitive decisions instead of second-guessing everything
stop freezing when it’s time to take aligned action
have Venus-coded offers, pricing or messaging that feel like YOU
experience more pleasure, play & creativity in your life + business
feel like your magic & marketing are finally on the same team
be energetically prepared to say yes to the opportunities 2026 is bringing
You become the woman whose energy says: “I am luscious, regulated, magical and ready.”
That’s what people, money and love respond to.
When you’re regulated, you don’t second-guess your decisions. You don’t freeze when it’s time to take aligned action, and you continue to build more and more confidence in yourself.
Instead, you feel steady, embodied, and confident, and that energy is what actually attracts opportunities, clients, soul tribe and true love. It’s what makes you trustworthy, and it’s what makes you magnetic to the beauty and prosperity you desire.
And you’re not just dropped into this journey alone. You get direct WhatsApp access to me for weekly support, and private 1:1 spiritual alignment sessions.
So we’re not just regulating your system, we’re channeling that regulated state straight into your ideal life design and business strategy.
There is a moment when your next level stops waiting.
This is that moment.
The code is here. The frequency is tuned.
All that’s left… is for you to step inside.
Pricing for this first round is just $555.
Founders pricing is only available until January 1st.
The regular price of $1,555 commences on January 2nd.
If you're ready to jump in, click the magenta button below.
If you'd like to schedule a 15 minute chat with me over phone or Zoom, send me an email at krisoster@gmail.com and we'll set up a time to chat and answer any questions you have for The Portal.